Get a load of this, you handsome little bastards: it’s the brand-new fool-proof 2012 WMC SURVIVAL GUIDE and it’s going to rip your titties off.
That’s right, champions, it’s that time again. Time to cast off your tummy fat and hit the gym pork chops. Here’s a newbies’ guide to ass-loads of the best sun soaked orgies going down at this years WMC (or for the newbs Ultra Music week) that’ll leave you with a week of straight madness! Jump off to view the list.
While your down there check out the Sexiest damn Ice Cream Truck on planet earth: Aphrodisiac Ice Cream, Miami, FL
The girls are hot, the ice cream is cold, and they serve late into the night.
Find their current location on their Twitter page: @aphrodisiacice (It’s the only way!)
AXWELL REVEALS MIAMI MADNESS
Wednesday March 21, Axwell hit up Amnesia, with help from Jacques Lu Cont, Thomas Gold and NO_ID.
Sunday March 25 is the time to be at the pool as Axwell, Thomas Gold, Arty, Funkagenda, Michael Calfan and NO_ID will all grace the Surfcomber, along with special guest Calvin Harris.
Axwell is also offering one lucky DJ fan the chance to provide the opening set for both events, with complimentary flights and lodging. The lovely man will also chuck in $500 and some Axtone goodies and the chance to meet him and his team. You can enter on Axwell’s Facebook page.
Tickets for the event are on sale now, so get on it.
LAIDBACK LUKE SUPER YOU & ME:
MARCH 21ST, 2012:
HARD FESTIVAL MAD DECENT MOOMBAHTON
BOYS NOIZE PRESENTS WHERES YOUR CHILD
Welcome to Miami -The Annual Beach Party Festival
Robbie Rivera presents: Juicy Beach 2012
PETE TONG’S POOL PARTY
Boys Noize: Miami Noize
SURFCOMBER WITH AXWELL AND FRIENDS
Saturday March 24
Pacha NYC, Dance.Here.Now. and RPM present…
Wolfgang Gartner & Friends Pool Party
featuring music by
Bart B More vs. Harvard Bass
Kill The Noise
plus TONS of HUGE Unannounced Guests
Thursday March 22
Pacha NYC, Glo LI, Dance.Here.Now. and RPM present…
The Annual Mixmash Pool Party
featuring music by
Laidback Luke & Friends
along with and secret surprise guests!
Paris Social Club Presents Bromance