NICOLE NEAL VISITS WASTECHESTER

Unless you’ve been living under a particularly heavy rock for the past week, you’ve probably noticed we’ve been posting total babes again. Check out the exclusive video above of Nicole Neal looking absolutely fucking incredible. We’ll have the full uncensored video up next Tuesday!

Tune from the WEEKEND WASTE

IT IS TIME FOR THE FUCKING WEEKEND WASTE

Ahoy there you fucking excellent person, you. We can’t help but notice there’s something different about you at the moment. That warming glow about you seems to have left you behind, those glimmering eyes just don’t glimmer no more. What’s up? Is it because you’re yet to find yourself the newest and fucking excellentest WEEKEND WASTE mixtape, a mixtape so good that it turns even the most miserable of fucktards into dancing, prancing, excitable legends?

Take a listen below, and see what we mean:

'KILLING IN THE NAME' WITH TOY INSTRUMENTS

Oh wow, have we got a slice of awesome pie for you or what. These dudes called The Wackids, just released a video of themselves using toys to totally kick ass while playing Rage Against the Machine's song, "Killing in the Name"

They've also covered Metallica's "Enter Sandman" and AC/DC's "Back in Black"—so here's to the rockers who kick ass with toys, because I'm a big fan of it.

LOOK! UP IN THE AIR! IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE!

Never mind.. it's just a bunch of asses on Wastechester. Happy Hump day Wasteoids!