“Bro, I Knew Something Was Wrong When A Pretty Little White Girl Ran Into a Black Man’s Arms.”

It’s the new Man Of Steel poster, seemingly depicting the scene in which Superman is flying over the city of Metropolis when suddenly he realizes he’s left the oven on.

Man of Steel is out 14 June.

Oh M-undies, we love you. So much in fact that we’ve created this whole new gallery to show off just how beautiful you are. So why not jump off, maybe print a few pics out and pretend that you’re not going to the pub alone again tonight.

It’s much better than all that other shit you’ve been listening to. More Waste after the jump.

Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual porn star, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cos she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit.

Here are the first screenshots after the jump. The movie drops Monday.

Information is power. Right? That’s why Google are so rich. With that in mind, we’re going to start doing weekly big-ass queries like this. Here’s our first executively-worded interrogative statement:

HEY BUTTHEADS, IT’S REALLY SUNNY, WHAT’S THE BEST STUFF TO GET DRUNK ON WHEN IT’S SUNNY?

Answer below, innit.