It’s the holiest of holy days again, chumps, and you know what that means: time to kill a few brain cells while enjoying a cinematic masterpiece. All the rules for getting nailed while watching zombie hookers screw people to death after the jump. Did we mention the tits? There are lots of them.

We’re sorry if this seems a bit dorky, it’s just we’re all pretty hungover and barely clinging onto reality today. You dig?

Yep. Next Halloween.

One of the biggest (no pun intended) producers to emerge from the UK, Eats Everything is back again with brand new wonky bassline driven house music.

This dude has been fucking killing it lately and his new EP which drops soon on Dirtybird Records is no fucking different, featuring two tracks ‘Vertigo’ and ‘Trubble’, this is music for a big but dark room. No trance chords, no unnecessary breakdowns. Just pure unadulterated VIBE.

Fuck yeah! For today’s morning shred edit we present to you butt heads a 13 year old Compton based shredder and lady killer called ‘Little Scumbag’ . The kids getting more ass than a roll of toilet paper. Big congrats little dude. Check out some of the nudes these youngins send the kid after the jump. WC Approved!

As remakes go, this looks sick. Lots of gore, lots of blood and the infamous tree scene hasn’t been cut. There’s an absence of big-chinned wise-crackers, but no film has everything.