Watch an interview at SXSW with the Wall Street Journal here and check out the Infnity Prism Tour Dates after the jump:

Greeting Waste cretins, there’s a lot to be learned from our important, arse kicking, crime fighting, super duper PSA regarding this years spring break/MMW/Ultra Music Week. Press play! You won’t learn that in Sunday school, will ya?

This is the lovely Paris, who is better than the city for at least the following reasons.
1. She’s not covered in dog shit.
2. She’s not full of French people.
Enjoy more of her awesomeness at Play With Paris, which is obviously NSFW. Big-ups also to Bods For The Mods, which we found her through.

Check out more Globe HERE.

Why? Why would anyone do this? It’s fucking awesome, that’s why! If you have a child, and you want your child to grow up to be a celebrity, show them this – it’s always the ones with fucked-up childhoods that grow up to make millions. (IF, you happened to raise a murderer – nowt to do with us.) Jump off for titties.