Who doesn’t love free music? It’s almost as good as free drink – almost. So why not spend the money you would spend on iTunes on some beers and download this new track from noisy electro bastard Sebastian? That’s two awesome things for one money.
We have made a thoughtful Valentine’s card for your loved-one(s). Click to download what will definitely make any girl swoon/cry/kiss you with tongues. We tested them on some girls we found and 99% of them cried, so you know they work because a girl crying means she loves you, like when the lady in Jaws does it.
Duuuuuh duh. Duuuuuh duh. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh DUH DUH! LOOK OUT IT’S A SHARK! SWIM FOR IT! LEAVE THE KIDS BEHIND! No, wait, it’s ok, that woman stopped him and we’re saved. How can we ever repay you.
This little treat is hammering around the interweb today like a killer shark. We’d love to say “YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!” but that would be a real stinky lie. That’s right people, not only has the jaw-dropping Mad Decent annual party gone and dropped Jaws yet again with its huge fucking line up, but for the first time ever they’re taking you off land and on a 4-day floating music festival appropriately called Mad Decent Boat Party! The party will be taking over Norwegian Pearl November 12-16, 2014 and will cruise the Caribbean from Miami to Nassau to Great Stirrup Cay, our own private island in the Bahamas! More deets and the full line up after the jump.