As always, we’ve compiled a sexier than sex itself WASTE roundup. Listen to how good it is after the jump. It’s so good, that in fifty years we may even watch Antiques Roadshow to check how much these little fuckers cost. Awesome right?
Circa 1986. Found in
the depths of Tumblr.
A pair of confident joggers stop their run through snowy Portland to do the only thing joggers halt their runs to do — talk about running. Immediately, they display just enough hubris and condescending windbagginess to make you root
for a violent fall. And then, magically, it actually happens.
“It’s the perfect texture for running, very low impact and it’s dry snow so your feet don’t get wet,” says the female jogger in a professorial tone before beaming a confident smile onto the lazy viewers at home. Haha, nope!