So, have you see The Good Son? Yeah, you have? Well, we thought it was good, ok? It has a bit too much talking in it and all that, but a young Macaulay Culkin causes the gnarliest pile up on a highway from throwing a rag doll off a bridge so shhhhhhh. Rules for intoxication after the jump!

Alexis Wright plead guilty to prostitution on Friday, ending a truly entertaining scandal that shocked the small vacation town of Kennebunk, Maine. Her guilty plea avoids a high-profile trial that would have probably included even more sex videos, bawdy details, and further embarrassment to the johns of the closely-knit town. Of course, we’re going to post several of those pornographic videos for you pervs, and here’s a link to them! The names of the johns were also released during the criminal proceedings.

Wright’s accomplice, Mark Strong, was sentenced to 20 days in jail after being found guilty of counts related to prostitution. During his trial, the jury was memorably asked to watch a 45-minute sex video. Wright now faces a possible sentence of 10 months and will have to possibly pay a restitution of $57,250 to the state. 66 people have been charged as clients of Wright, with the state intending to pursue even more names on her ledger.

And so concludes an extremely enjoyable Zumba-related sex scandal. May we be blessed with another.

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