A pair of confident joggers stop their run through snowy Portland to do the only thing joggers halt their runs to do — talk about running. Immediately, they display just enough hubris and condescending windbagginess to make you root
for a violent fall. And then, magically, it actually happens.
“It’s the perfect texture for running, very low impact and it’s dry snow so your feet don’t get wet,” says the female jogger in a professorial tone before beaming a confident smile onto the lazy viewers at home. Haha, nope!
Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of our favorite human beings – we fucking love him. He’s given the world some of the best films ever made and if you disagree then not only are you wrong, but you’re also DEAD wrong.
He has the unique ability to give us goosebumps just by doing ANYTHING. He is the best. And this film looks fucking fantastic.