Oh, sorry, they’ve been in films together before. BUT STILL, they’re back together again! Escape Plan is about Stallone trying to escape from a prison that he designed (“Make sure you put him in the one that he knows inside out.” – the judge), alongside Schwarzenegger, who didn’t design it but is probably really strong or something.
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And just in case you’re not excited enough, this skill new preview for Eats Everything & Justin Martin’s new joint – The Gettup has been sneakily released, and, dear lord, is it 1 minute of complete brilliance…
We’re joking of course, this looks like unbearable bollocks. It’s the newest film from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the hellhounds behing Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Vampires Suck and Disaster Movie, or as they’re commonly known – THE WORST PIECES OF SHIT TO EVER STAIN A CINEMA SCREEN. Well this time they’ve set their sights on The Hunger Games franchise, as well as a host of other unrelated films. Does this look like their worst one yet? Yes, yes it fucking does.
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