Are you a kick-ass writer? Do you want to work for the best fucking website in the world? If they’re not hiring, do you want to work for Wastechester?

We’re after new writers, funny motherfuckers who know their arses from their elbows and have so many ideas it hurts. If that’s you, send a CV to info@wastechester.com with “I am a writer” in the subject line and five weekly post ideas for Wastechester.

The deadline’s Wednesday January 20th. Good luck!

We want to terrify you!