More like forest of farts. The first thing we did when we got there was scarf down bowls of chili. I'm literally writing this review from the toilet. Chili or not this place WILL. SCARE. THE. SHIT. OUT. OF YOU!
# OF HOUSES: 7 total. They were all pretty much connected with little lines in-between.
BEST HOUSE: Blind panic. Hands down.. They kept SLAYER blasting throughout the entire house and flooded every room with strobe lights.
LINES: Not bad at all. 15 minutes tops.
CONGO LINE: No, they made it a point to space out the groups.
FOOD: Excellent. They had two places to eat. Both were pretty bomb.
CROWD: Mixture of Teens and really drunk older folks.
- Santa’s zombie helper (total babe) telling children that Santa was a pedophile. You could tell she immediately regretted saying this once she realized she was surrounded by confused kids and pissed parents. It was awesome.
- A blood soaked hillbilly wearing Tampon earrings.
- A kick-ass nun with a real shot gun.
- Bodies wrapped in plastic floating around a lake at the entrance.
We want to terrify you!