Beloved internet buddies and perverts alike,
You may have noticed an embarrassing lack of activity on the website over the past few weeks, and for this we apologize.
The main thing to remember is that this was definitely not because we forgot to renew our domain name, or anything MENTAL like that. We can only assume the internet decided to have the weekend off, or something.
Normal service will be resumed immediately, and it will be as if nothing happened. We said NOTHING HAPPENED. (Sorrypleasedon’tleaveus).
Team WASTE x
We want to terrify you!