It’s another weekend, everyone. Time once again to illegally download an excellent film, and prepare to get royally cunted.
DRINK EVERY TIME THE FOLLOWING HAPPENS:
- Every time you see a Jack-in-the-box.
- If you catch the nods to Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None.
- Every time someone mentions that the ferry is the last one of the weekend.
- Every time Chaz tells someone their fly is open.
- Every time a character plays a prank on someone.
- Every time someone says “April Fool’s Day.”
CHUG WHATEVER'S IN YOUR CUP FOR:
- the awesome last shot.
We want to terrify you!