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Steve Jobs Is The Kanye Of Computers


Homeboy best known from That 70s Show, Punked, and Demi Moore’s vagina; stars in a biopic of Apple founder Steve Jobs. You get Steve Jobs building a multi billion dollar company from his garage, dude driving around looking attractively tortured, and some shots of him in India not paying child support. Dude truly lived the American Dream.

Jobs will be out on August 19th, exclusively on Android phones.


Michael Cera plays a weird, fruity psycho in ‘Magic Magic’

Here’s Cera playing a weird, fruity, drunken ex-pat in Chile who becomes some kind of fatal attraction for Juno Temple in director Sebastián Silva’s Magic Magic, which played at Sundance and hits DVD August 6th. At least it’s a departure, right? And don’t tell me Michael Cera isn’t totally pulling off creepy here.


FREE SHIT: Designer Drugs – DATAMIX 19


If you’ve been to our site before (WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS NAKED AND WET HAVEN’T YOU?) then you’ll know that we fucking love Designer Drugs and their Data mixes – We have never, and we repeat NEVER heard a DATAMIX that we haven’t liked. Download that shit for free below:

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New York Teenager Celebrating 18th Birthday Struck and Killed Crossing Subway Tracks

18 year old hit by subway

Early Tuesday evening, a teenager celebrating his 18th birthday was hit and killed by subway train on Manhattan’s Upper West Side as he and his two friends attempted to cross the tracks. One friend made it across while the other still hadn’t left the other platform. According to the New York Daily News, both surviving teens saw the train hit their friend, their knees buckling at the sight.

Witnesses described a gruesome scene after the jump. Continue reading


A Tribute To Ralph Wiggum

If you hadn’t noticed we fucking love The Simpsons – it’s the best TV show of all time. And in homage to one of its greatest ever characters, we thought we’d post this montage of Ralph Wiggum. If you’re not constantly laughing then you’re dead inside and we can’t be friends.