Just imagine cruising around with a freshly GIF’d loop from your fave PornHub clip proudly displayed for all to see.

Able to display looped animations from an X-shaped array of multi-colored LEDs, the waterproof device works at speeds from 10 to 40 miles per hour. It’s not yet available for purchase, but if the idea of being the center of attention for 2-second intervals makes you giddy with happiness, then cough up some dough and support these muhfuckaz.

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This is sick. New brand 40s and Shorties just dropped this collection of sweet, sweet socks for the summer and are guaranteed to go quick.

Get hold of it now from 40s and Shorties’ web shop, totally worth it. More images after the jump!

Master Sushi Chef Hiro Terada makes his “Slider Roll”. He takes a hoagie bun, adds 4 cheese: American, Cream Cheese, Pepperjack and shredded Mozzarella. Then adds Hass Avocado, Portobello Mushrooms and grilled motherfuckin’ Skirt Steak. KILLER! Check out NoVe Kitchen & Bar located at 1750 N. Bayshore Drive, Miami, FL.

We thought Taco Bell reached the pinnacle of taco-shell ingenuity when they turned Cool Ranch Doritos into delicious meat receptacles, but now? Now they’ve outdone themselves. Through the foodie grapevine, we learned the existence of WAFFLE TACOS being served in some Taco Bells in Southern California. The 89-cent breakfast taco features a waffle enveloping a slab of sausage, topped with scrambled eggs and served with a side of syrup. While Taco Bell is only testing the new menu item, it’s currently making waves on Twitter, and we encourage you to tweet about it, so that one day, the whole nation will be able to unabashedly eat tacos for breakfast. Use your voice to make a difference: #WaffleTaco.

Do we really have to say why this is a terrible idea? Only available for the iPhone 4S and 5. For more information head over to Kwikset.