Good morning Wasted people of the internet. We forgot to tell you guys and gals a while back that we created all the visuals for fellow horror enthusiast and Dubsetp producer FIGURE’s Terror vision Tour.
It’s already done and dusted, but let us know if you got to catch them live in the comments!
We have made some thoughtful Valentine’s cards for your loved-one(s). Click to download what will definitely make any girl swoon/cry/kiss you with tongues. We tested them on some girls we found and 99% of them cried, so you know they work because a girl crying means she loves you, like when the lady in Jaws does it.
Do people still read shitty blogs like ours? Regardless, we fucking love you guys and girls so we’ve gone and dropped the soundtrack to every Christmas/new years party worth going to with some of our fave tracks from this week.
If you hadn’t noticed and/or have a hatred toward baubles and tinsel, it’s motherfuckin’ Christmas time! Obviously you’re getting a new Wastechester mix tape from Santa – that’s already sorted. Just make sure to play this shit at Christmas for all the old fogies. Merry fucking holidays and all that nonsense you wasteful bastards!