If you hadn’t noticed and/or have a hatred toward baubles and tinsel, it’s motherfuckin’ Christmas time! Obviously you’re getting a new Wastechester mix tape from Santa – that’s already sorted. Just make sure to play this shit at Christmas for all the old fogies. Merry fucking holidays and all that nonsense you wasteful bastards!
Are you a kick-ass writer? Do you want to get paid to work for the best website in the world? If they’re not hiring, do you fancy working for Wastechester?
We’re after new writers, funny motherfuckers who know their asses from their elbows and have so many ideas it hurts. If that’s you, send a CV to firstname.lastname@example.org with “I am a writer” in the subject line and we’ll be needing the following things listed after the jump: