Go on, shut it down, it’s officially complete.

Ready for your mind to be blown clean out of that handsome skull of yours? Good, follow the simple instructions after the jump to maximize your first ever waste slash titty city combo experience.

Yeah, we’re gonna use bullet points, because we’re motherfucking G’s:

If our arms were strong enough to pat ourselves on our backs, then we bloody well would go and do so. This month you get an extra double helping of waste loveliness. Fuck yes!

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Happy weekend, see you on the other side. Here’s a bunch of free music that may or may not be amazing. Probably amazing. Definitely, actually. It’ll definitely be amazing. Like, don’t set your hopes super-high, but be fully prepared for amazingness. Wear a helmet. Right, we’re off down the boozer. Have an awesome weekend. We love you.

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It’s 27 April, 2012. That’s another week done and dusted; one more week that seems to have gone by without the world becoming engulfed in flames. So that’s good news. You want even better news? We’re giving you a completely fuggin’ free Friday fun-pack filled with party favors.

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May as well start Binge drinking now,  certainly makes things more fun. So, go get drunk! We’re tonight opting to drink mad-as-fuck weird drinks we’d normally go nowhere near. It’s nice to mix things up, you know? Now, go get drunk, be sick and laugh like the giddy little girls you are!

Its the weekend and we like you guys, so here’s some free shit! We don’t know about you, but it’s a freakin’ delight to listen to on the killer hangover we’re sporting today.

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Don’t say we never give you anything. Free tits and tunes, it doesn’t get much better than that. Not in a horrible weird way, or anything.

If you think you can handle it, jump off!