We have made some thoughtful Valentine’s cards for your loved-one(s). Click to download what will definitely make any girl swoon/cry/kiss you with tongues. We tested them on some girls we found and 99% of them cried, so you know they work because a girl crying means she loves you, like when the lady in Jaws does it.

Full name: Karissa (right) and Kristina (left) Shannon
DOB: October 2, 1989
Place of birth: Ann Arbor Michigan, USA
Occupation: Models

The Shannon Twins (known independently as Karissa and Kristina Shannon) are all-American Playboy Bunnies and also, as their title suggests, twins. Yes, twins, very exciting! Lets cut through all the bullshit, see the twins naked after the jump!

Beloved internet buddies and perverts alike, today we gather to take a minute to gaze at the best ass you’ll see all day. Kim who? WC Approved: Suelyn Medeiros. More butt after the jump!

WATCH HER SEX TAPE RIGHT HERE!
If your in into that sort of thing…

WE LOVE GIRLS, WE LOVE SEX, WE LOVE TECHNO, BUT MOST OF ALL WE FUCKING LOVE SEX WITH GIRLS AT TECHNO PARTIES! god damn, caps locks is gay as fuck.

As you all know, Watechester is expanding faster than a whores vagina, and were looking for cool cats to help us reinvent the party scene for electronic music in New York! Yes yes yes! Were teaming up with our filthy friends from BOOM Headphones to reinvent the fucking party scene! Something far more intimate and fuck load dirtier.

Were holding try outs for the next few months.   DJs/Producers its your time to shine baby.. All you gotta do it dazzle us with your dirty electronic sounds. G’waaaan then, send us your live sets, videos, whatever the fuck you got to info@wastechester.com with the title NYC WASTE! You’ve got to be in it to win it, bitches! Good luck!

Deadline: January 15th, 2012

Winners get a package of free goodies from ourselves and BOOM headphones.