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THE BEST VALENTINE’S DAY CARD EVER

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We have made some thoughtful Valentine’s cards for your loved-one(s). Click to download what will definitely make any girl swoon/cry/kiss you with tongues. We tested them on some girls we found and 99% of them cried, so you know they work because a girl crying means she loves you, like when the lady in Jaws does it.

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ANOTHER BOOTYFULL MIX BY WASTECHESTER®

Alrighty Wasteoids, we’re finally fucking back on the internets! This site’s obviously maintained by some waste who doesn’t really know what the fuck is going on at any particular time ever, or even how to run a website properly, hence our absence.

To make it up yo you we have a brand spankin new playlist below and a 20 second adventure video from last weekend above. We’re going to start posting these twenty second edits for all our weird adventures starting now. Last Sunday Bumday we took a hike up Break Neck mountain, NY to check out some of BOOTYFULL VIEWS. STAY WASTED!