Are you a kick-ass writer? Do you want to work for the best website in the world? If they’re not hiring, do you desire working for Wastechester?

We’re after new writers, funny motherfuckers who know their arses from their elbows and have so many ideas it hurts. If that’s you, send an email to info@wastechester.com with “I am a writer” in the subject line and five questions you’d ask Andrew W.K. if you were interviewing him.

Good luck!