MIDNIGHT MOVIE MASSACRE: NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION (1989)

It’s almost Christmas, we're some how still alive, and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is the greatest film ever made. Clearly, you should watch it while drinking heavily. Maybe even be a total hero and buy us a round. Plus people seemed to vaguely like last month’s Trick 'r Treat game. Rules below:

Drink every time one of the following take place:

  • Someone says "Sparky", "Christmas", "Tree", "Family"
  • A Christmas song is being played or sung aloud
  • Clark endangers himself or family
  • A family member messes up Clark's perfect holiday experience
  • Clark unknowingly destroys something of Todd and Margo's
  • A new set of family members make an appearance at the Griswold house
  • Mary makes an appearance
  • Someone calls for Russ
  • The Christmas bonus or swimming pool is mentioned
  • The Advent calendar is opened
  • An animal messes with the tree
  • Someone is wearing an ugly sweater or sports-themed clothing

Drain everything when:

  • Clark takes down the power grid
  • Pledge Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America