THERE'S A NEW PILL ON THE MARKET

That’s Unlike Any Before It.

It sounds fucked, and even more fucked when you read what they have to say about it:

It’s a feeling like you are standing in the middle of a concert hall with a powerful audiosystem. Or like you are standing in a factory workshop full metal working machines and ramming an impact drill into your stomach. The only difference is there’s an absolute silence all around and you are experiencing the music in perfect privacy and only from the inside.

After swallowing, it takes the Audiopill about an hour to make it through the upper parts of gastrointestinal tract (in the first minutes you have to press your palm on your chest to feel the beats). But after it descends to the pelvic area, the effects become very intensive. You may for a while regret your experimental courage.

Do you want to listen to music from the inside? This invention is a device as small as a pill which, when swallowed, starts beating within you innards at a preset BPM. Restless feeling will pump you up to insanity.

The beating within you abdomen induces a unique feeling of restlessness, amazement and elation, but if you have a shorter life than the battery inside (10 hours and can’t be switched off when swallowed!), it can pump you up to insanity. And there’s yet another effect the Audiopill provides. As it meanders through your GI tract, it can serve as a teaching aid for your own medical or even maniacal introspection.

Terrifying.