DUDE WE WANT THAT: SNOWFEET
kinda looks like a pair of skis and a pair of crampons fucked, forgot to pull out and wound up giving birth to Snowfeet.
Snowfeet have a compact, strap-on design; buckle the foot-shaped shoes over your own pair of winter boots, and you're ready to probably break your neck. The gliding - and skating and racing and tearing downhill - traits Snowfeet inherited from skiing.
They sent us a pair last week and they're actually pretty damn durable plastic. They're sold as one size fits all, which really means US men's shoe sizes 7 to 12. Note that Snowfeet design makes stopping and turning more difficult than they are with skis, so prepare to eat shit.
It's not recommended to use Snowfeet on steep slopes.