THANKSGIVING MOVIE MASSACRE ‘PILGRIM’ DRINKING GAME

It’s Thanksgiving again, chumps, and you know what that means: time to kill a few brain cells while enjoying a cinematic masterpiece. All the rules for getting nailed while watching Pilgrims murder a bunch of people after the jump.

“What are you afraid of? It’s just Thanksgiving.”

DRINK:

• Anytime you see or hear a turkey (dead or alive)

• Anytime someone says the words: Turkey, Pilgrim and Thanksgiving (Prepare to puke)

We realize the bar for Thanksgiving horror was hardly high heading into November 2019, but nevertheless, Pilgrim is the very best that particular sub-genre has offered us to date.

And we’re thankful for that this holiday season.