We're looking for some writers to join the team

Are you a kick-ass writer? Do you want to work for the best website in the world? If they’re not hiring, do you mind working for Wastechester?

We’re after new writers, funny motherfuckers who know their asses from their elbows and have so many ideas it hurts. If that’s you, send an email to us at info@wastechester.com with “I am a writer” in the subject line and we’ll be needing the following things:

1) Two ideas for Wastechester features. Be as detailed as you like.
2) A 500-word review (written in the WC style) of a film, album, place, person you’ve slept with or inanimate object you’re fond of.
3) The name of somebody you’d love to interview for Wastechester – and three questions you’d ask them.

(Sorry, but due to the large number of job apps we receive and our raging alcohol dependency we regret that we won’t be able to respond to non-successful sender-inners.)