This month sees the much-anticipated return of Miami Music Week, warmer weather, and the long-awaited comeback of girls in less clothes. Is that a tear in your eye or are you just FUCKING EXCITED to hear all of this? We’ve gone and blown the lid off for the ‘Miami Music Week Must-See events’
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Jessica Alba looks fucking excellent, doesn’t she?
Yep, the preview trailer for this has just hit us square in the dick. The actual movie is out soonish, so keep an eye out for that. Seriously, take your eye out and leave it on the doorstep. You won’t be missing much.
Are any of you coming to see Jessie Andrews or LOUISAHHH!!! tonight and tomorrow at Slake, NYC? Of course you are because you’re not a total clown shoe. But if you are the biggest jerk in New York and still need convincing, there’s some very sexy reasons why you should come and get messy after the jump. What the fuck else are you going to do on Friday and Saturday night? Nothing is going to be as fun as these parties. Promise. All the deets are in the flyers after the jump.
We really like Japanese bikini idol Aki Hoshino. And we mean really, really like. Not as in the way we like, say, beer, or chocolate-covered beer-flavoured raisins, but as in like-so-much-we-feel-a-little-bit-sad. Still, we’re waiting for her to reply to our offer of marriage and it’s only been three months, so fingers crossed.
Babymetal will be your graduation song, wedding song, AND funeral song. They’re a band for all seasons, all moods, all milestones. They’re also a bunch of Japanese teen girls who sing over death metal riffs. The group, made up of Su-metal (16 years old), Moametal (14), and Yuimetal (14), formed in 2010 as Sakura Gakuin before changing their name to Babymetal, because “we are newborn, a new genre.”