Hello, people of the internet. Welcome to Wastechester, the USA's finest purveyor of creative swearing and semi-artistic nudity.
We've been corrupting people through excessive swearing, drinking, ogling and general piss-poor behavior since 2012.
Curious to know more? Message us and we’ll gladly chat you up.
NO FAKE BOOBS:
That’s right readers: All the boobs on Wastechester are as real as the air we breathe. Whether they're part of a lovely lady or hanging from a fat sweaty dude, they’re bonafide genuine and will not explode in high altitude.
Wastechester is not owned by some evil corporation. Although sometimes we wish it was, because then we might have toilet paper in the fucking bathroom. On the plus side, it means we don’t have to deal with douches in suits, we listen to only you, our semi-deranged-yet-genius readers.
WE HEAR YOUR PAIN:
Your comments, letters, emails and texts: we fucking love em’ all.
Send us shit or come kill us at: email@example.com
Why the fuck not.