THE SUPER MARIO BRO MOVIE OFFICIAL DRINKING GAME

Time once again to blow the dust off the VCR, throw in a great fucking film that you should watch while drinking heavily. Prepare to get royally cunted. Rules below all this nonsense:

Drink every time the following happen: 

• Every time that Mario and/or Luigi refer to each other by name, take a drink.
• Whenever “the rock” is mentioned, take a drink.
• Every time there is a forced reference to the Super Mario games, take a drink.
• Every time, the “fungus” is shown on screen (you know which one), take a drink.
• Whenever it is mentioned, or Mario and Luigi use their plumbing skills, take a drink.